Captain America: Civil War

Well, there it is. Nothing in my life will ever come close to this. From now on things will just get progressively worse. 

They wont but this film was FUCKING AMAZING!!!

Picture this: the Winter Soldier, the Avengers and The Dark Knight had a child. It wouldnt come close to what this movie is. Everything I espected and more. Just great performances, just great action, just great characters, just great conflict, just great stuff, just great comedy, just great tragedy. It was all just so great!! The rest of the MCU is now in the corner wearing a dunce-hat for not being Civil War. Shame on you! 

There isn't much I can say without spoiling anything. So I'll wait 'til the worldwide release has gone by and make a little opinion-video ;) Just for you guys!

Zootopia

The Godfather, Breaking Bad, serious crimes against minorities. Things kids don't shouldn't see in movie-theaters. Yet they do, because Disney has masked it as an animal city-film. I ofcourse notice the subtle nods and hints 'cause I'm a grown-ass man! but kids don't, because kids, as has been well-documented, are dumb. Thats why we have schools. but enough of my bitterness, how is the latest Disney-film? It is amazing. That is it. It is well-cast, well-animated, well-written, well-paced and most importantly; well-made. Go take your kids to it, they'll love it. And if you have no kids of your own, Well, thats too bad, guess you'll have to go alone you loser.

But what was that beginning about? The part about serious crimes against minorities? It was about the main-plot of the film. In the town of Zootopia, there is a subtle class-system in place. You'll find it being very offensive if you replace the word "predator" with any minor group present in our society. You will likely feel rather offended. Thats why Zootopia works only in animated form, if it was live-action, the minority "predator" would have to be replaced with something real, like a racial, sexual or other type of minority. Hell, could even be a gender!

But ENOUGH!! says the Don, I think. Was that a line in any of the godfather films? I forget. Tomorrow I will deliver a review of what shall surely be better than any of those insomsia-cures. Captain America: Civil War!!!!1!!!!1!!!!!!!111111 So look forward to that! NO SPOILERS, Promise =)